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Sherriff of nottingham spoon8/4/2023 Sheriff of Nottingham: Cousin, I hope you justify your intrusion with news of profound value? Sir Guy of Gisbourne: I met a hooded man today who bade me warn you not to harm his people. Now get off my land! And tell Nottingham what happens to his scum when they pick on small children! And you! You travel ten thousand miles to save my life and leave me to be butchered?! Azeem: I fulfill my vows when I choose! Robin of Locksley: Which does not include prayer times, meal times, or anytime I'm outnumbered six to one. Robin of Locksley: I've seen enough blood spilled to last two lifetimes. Robin of Locksley: Now, would you be so kind as to give me your name before I run you through? Guy of Gisborne: Would you be so kind as to give me your name before I have you run through? Robin of Locksley: Robin of Locksley. Was she worth it? Azeem: Worth dying for. Azeen: You are sure? Robin of Locksley: I would know blindfolded, I'm five miles from home. Azeem: East?! Robin of Locksley: Her name. Robin of Locksley: You painted old hound, who was she? The mullah's daughter? Another man's wife? What's her name? Azeem: Is there no sun in this cursed country? Which way is East? Robin of Locksley: Her name. Was that why you were to be executed? Because of a woman? That's it, isn't it? That's it? Azeem: It is close to sunset. Robin of Locksley: What do you know about women? Azeem: Where I come from, Christian, there are women of such beauty, that they can posess a man's mind so, that he be willing to die for them. Azeem: I would have succeeded.Īzeem: In my country, we talk to our women. You'll understand of course, I had to try. By nightfall, we'll celebrate with my father. Robin of Locksley: Come, Azeem, our fighting days are done. especially not one who attacks down wind and stinks of garlic. Soldier: I've never seen the breasts of a noblewoman.ĭialogue Azeem: No man controls my destiny.Duncan: Point me towards danger, Azeem, I'm ready!.And when it doesn't, it's a burden to them. Maid Marian: Men speak conveniently of love when it serves their purpose. ( after running Guy through) Well at least I didn't use a spoon.Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it?! THAT'S IT, THEN!! Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas! Do you mind Locksley? We've just been married.Locksley, I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon!.English! English! Behold Azeem Edin Bashir Al Bakir! I'm not one of you, but I fight! I fight with Robin Hood! I fight against a tyrant who holds you under his boot! If you would be free men, then you must fight! Join us now, join Robin Hood! (Ibn meaning "son of").I once heard a wise man say "There are no perfect men in this world.The hospitality of this country is as warm as the weather.Is there no sun in this cursed country?!. Now, I will stay with you until I have saved yours.
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